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You were just planning to go dancing at the club that night, and then suddenly there’s this sexy bartender staring at you. He’s gay, you’re gay, and you’re both really into each other. You’ve got condoms, but you haven’t showered in hours and you’re sweating buckets from dancing. Ideally, you’d just take him home and shower before having sex. If that doesn’t work, you need an alternative for anal sex cleaning. We’ve got seven hacks for you on how to clean yourself up back there on the fly!
1. Wet wipes for anal sex cleaning belong in the bag of a well-equipped gay man
Even if you’re not planning on having sex, as a gay man, you should never be without wet wipes. We all know how quickly things can happen and how desperate we can be for a few good cleaning wipes – not just for anal sex cleaning. Travel-size wipes fit in your back pocket, glove compartment, or gym locker.
Make sure the wipes smell nice but aren’t too strongly perfumed. Just before things get serious, retreat to the bathroom and remove any sweat and traces of odor from your last visit.
2. A damp washcloth, liquid soap, and a freezer bag are the solution
It sounds more like camping equipment, but it’s a real must-have for anal sex lovers. Before you leave the house, take a regular washcloth and wet it thoroughly.
Now squirt a few drops of liquid soap on it and fold it up. Put the prepared washcloth in a freezer bag, tie a knot at the top, and stick it inside your jacket, jeans, or backpack. You should be able to find fresh water to rinse with in any bathroom. With this combination, you can clean your rosebud almost anywhere before the fun begins. Anal sex cleaning quick and easy!
3. Hand soap and paper towels from the club toilet
You didn’t think of anything, and now you’re about to go on a wild ride in the car in the club parking lot? Then quickly retreat to the toilet.
Grab a few layers of paper towels from the sink for your hands and wet them. Put some hand soap on them and disappear into the stall. Here you can wash your butt and then dispose of the paper in the trash.
Important: Of course, this only works if there are endless towel dispensers in the lobby. In this case, you should still avoid using toilet paper, as it leaves tiny, annoying fibers everywhere between your buttocks—not really suitable for anal sex cleaning.
4. Use your hands and soap to ensure a clean butt
Do you have access to a bathroom with a sink where no one will disturb you? That’s perfect for freshening up quickly. Even if you don’t have a washcloth handy and only have toilet paper, it works just fine – with your hand!
There’s nothing gross about it, because you can thoroughly clean your butt with water, soap, and your palm, and then just wash your hands afterwards. If you have a clean towel available, dry your butt, pull your pants back up, and everything is fresh. You can do the same without a towel, it just takes longer. Just let your butt dry in the fresh air (in the bathroom, of course) before pulling your pants back up.
5. Use an anal douche attachment for water bottles
As a well-prepared gay man, you’ll laugh at our previous tips because you always carry your anal douche attachment for water bottles with you. If you haven’t heard of it yet, here’s a game changer in anal sex cleaning for you. These small and practical attachments fit in any bag and allow you to thoroughly clean your anus on the go.
All you need is the attachment and a water bottle (filled with water). Fill the bottle with tap water, screw on the attachment, and you’re ready to clean your butt in any club bathroom stall.
This works especially well if you have a good lubricant on hand to make insertion easier. After use, unscrew the attachment, put the lid back on, and nothing will stand in the way of your wild ride.
6. Enemas from a tube help with bowel movement problems
Normally, your stool is not in the rectum, but somewhere in the intestine where the penis cannot reach. However, sometimes we are unable to completely empty our bowels on the toilet and residue remains. This can lead to surprising and unpleasant-smelling moments during sex.
Enema tubes from the pharmacy can help here. These practical tubes are small and handy, available over the counter, and ensure thorough rectal cleansing within approx. 15 minutes. Enemas are also useful if you suffer from constipation and feel blocked “back there.” They are easy to use and can be done anywhere.
Tip: Put a cleaner for toys and intimate areas in your bag so you smell great inside and out. Anal sex cleaning couldn’t be quicker or easier!
7. If nothing else helps, just be honest
Sometimes even the most clever preparation is useless. Maybe there just wasn’t an opportunity for a thorough cleaning or you don’t have any aids for anal sex cleaning at hand. Then the only thing that helps is honesty. If you explain to your partner that you’re not feeling quite fresh back there, real gentlemen will know how to handle it.
Openness is always better than risking an unpleasant surprise. And who knows, maybe your conquest will nonchalantly hand you the pack of wet wipes and wink at you? And if not, you can always exchange numbers, go home, take a shower, and meet up again later.
Conclusion: Hygiene is almost always possible on the go
If you’re gay, single, and up for an adventure, make sure you’re prepared for anal sex. Take a shower at home, put on your hottest jock, and don’t forget the wet wipes or anal douche attachment for on the go. That way, you’ll always be safe, even if nothing happens. By the way, sometimes it’s not the ass that smells unpleasant. If you’ve been sweating a lot, it could also be your underwear. Do the smell test and if it smells bad, just take it off. A butt cleaned with wet wipes will start to smell again after a short time if you put your sweaty underwear back on. Better to go naked under your jeans, it’s more inviting anyway.
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