Sometimes you might want to try something new or don’t have a dildo to hand. That’s where the idea of a dildo replacement comes in. From fruits and vegetables to household items, there are many options that can serve as a horny dildo replacement. But be careful, safety should always come first. Not all items are safe or appropriate to use as dildos. While vibrators and dildos are made specifically for this purpose, they are not the only option, but have been designed with this in mind.
Therefore, while many everyday and household items are designed to disappear up your butt, many are not. With a little creativity and a lot of caution, you can still use various objects as dildo substitutes. Here we would like to give you some tips on what to look out for so that you can later insert something into your hand and then somewhere else.
Safety first: Tips for proper selection and use
Safety is the be-all and end-all, even when it comes to masturbation with alternative dildo objects. Not every household object is suitable for this kind of misuse. Avoid sharp edges or fragile materials. You should always choose smooth and clean objects. Make sure that the material is skin-friendly, non-porous and easy to clean to avoid infections.
The size and shape of the object also play an important role. It has to fit your body and not be too big – or too small, because it should be fun. Fruits and vegetables – the obvious ones – can be suitable options, but they should be used with a condom on to ensure hygiene. Anal objects should always (!) have a wide base or stop to prevent accidental full insertion! You don’t want to have to go to the hospital to have a corncob fished out of your butt. When using alternative objects as dildos for masturbation, it is also important to always use enough lube and to approach slowly. This reduces the risk of injury and makes the experience more enjoyable. Before experimenting, always be aware of the risks and possible consequences.
Advantages and disadvantages of dildo replacement
There are many replacement everyday objects that can be used as dildos. The advantage is that they are easily accessible and often cheaper. Your hairbrush or toothbrush can be handy for this. However, make sure they are clean and not too sharp. Vegetables like cucumbers or fruit like bananas are also classics. A stainless steel cucumber handle can also be considered. It is important that you always pay attention to hygiene and do not use objects that could cause injuries. Be creative, but also safe and careful in your choice. Some materials can be harmful and cause irritations or infections. Therefore, it is important to only use items for masturbation that are safe for the body.
Advantages
- Everyday replacement items are often cheaper and more readily available than commercial sex toys
- You can experiment with different shapes, sizes and materials and discover new sensations
- The use of substitutes can ensure discretion as they are not recognisable as sex toys
- There are a variety of techniques that can be tried with different items
- As long as they are safe, substitute objects provide an easy way to explore new sensations in masturbation
Disadvantages
- Not all everyday objects are safe for use as sex toys
- There is a risk of injury if the item is not used correctly
- Cleaning and hygiene can be problematic, especially with items that are not intended for contact with intimate areas
- Sometimes substitute items may not provide the same stimulation as specially designed sex toys
- It can be difficult to find the right technique to get the most out of the replacement item
Whichever dildo replacement you choose, always think of your safety and pleasure.
Don’t forget hygiene: Cleaning and caring for alternative sex toys
When using alternative sex toys, including dildo substitutes, it is important not to forget hygiene and to clean and care for them properly. Here are some important points to keep in mind:
- Clean before and after each use: Make sure you clean the dildo replacement thoroughly before and after each use, even if it is only used by you. Especially if you share it with other sex partners, as is the case with intended sex toys. This removes bacteria, germs and body fluids.
- Use mild soap and water: Clean the toy with warm water and a mild, antibacterial soap. Be sure to spotless all surfaces, including any grooves or textures.
- Disinfection options: Some objects can be disinfected in addition to cleaning. You can use special sex toy cleaners that have been developed for this purpose – if they are also suitable for the material of the everyday objects. Because what applies to a silicone dildo also applies to a silicone kitchen friend/dough scraper. Alternatively, you can use a solution of water and diluted, body-safe disinfectant. Make sure that the disinfectant is suitable for the material of the toy.
- Dry: Dry the toy thoroughly before storing it. Use a clean, lint-free towel or let it air dry. Moisture can encourage the growth of bacteria or mould.
- Storage: Store the cleaned and dried toy in a clean and dry place. Avoid contact with other toys or surfaces to prevent contamination. Use a storage bag or pouch to protect the toy from dust or dirt.
- Material-specific care: Different materials require different care. Check the material
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Of your toy and find out about specific care instructions. Some materials are sensitive to heat, direct sunlight or certain cleaning agents. Follow the manufacturer’s recommendations to keep the toy in optimal condition.
Condoms can be a great help, as they provide a clean surface that acts as another layer of protection and makes cleaning easier. But don’t forget to also dispose of the condom after use or replace it with a new one if you’re sharing it with a lover – and always clean the object again afterwards.
Cleaning the object and taking care of it regularly is essential to ensure its longevity and a hygienic and safe experience, so that you can enjoy it for a long time – if it is not fruit or vegetables. Because, as we all know, these have an expiry date. If your dildo replacement cracks or breaks at some point, it’s time to replace it. Stay safe and have fun!
Summary: When is it worth using dildo replacement objects?
Do you want to keep your sexual needs and masturbation in your own hands? Dildo substitutes can be an exciting choice. They allow you to relieve sexual tension and pleasure yourself. And where the usual sex toy isn’t to hand, you can use a dildo substitute to explore yourself and try new types of stimulation to experience intense hot spots.
Whether you are alone or with a partner, there are many everyday objects that can serve as sex toys and provide fun. So if you want to explore your sexual preferences and fantasies and discover new pleasure points? Dildo substitutes offer you the opportunity to expand your sexual boundaries and discover new types of pleasure. They help you get to know your body better and find out what excites you the most. In some cases, dildo substitutes can even be part of your treatment. Especially in cases of sexual dysfunction or during recovery from surgery or injury, they can help you improve your sexual health and find pleasure in the intimate experience again.
It is important to note that the use of dildo replacement objects is a personal choice, and everyone has their own limitations and preferences. Consulting a sexual health professional or sex therapist can be helpful to clarify individual questions or concerns and ensure that the use of dildo substitutes is appropriate for your situation. And remember: when in doubt, a real dildo is always the safest choice, as it is specifically designed for that purpose. But as long as you’re careful, there’s nothing to stop you experimenting!
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