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The fucking machine is one of those sex toys that can revolutionize your sex life. Unlike a classic dildo, this machine is able to put you in a passive role. You don’t have a toy in your hand, but rely entirely on the actions of the machine.
You can find a huge selection of suitable products in stores, but they can be pretty damn expensive. Now you have to ask yourself whether you want to buy such a thing or build it yourself. The latter requires a certain basic knowledge, the former a certain budget. We will present you with options and tell you what a fucking machine actually is.
What is a fuck machine?
The name is self-explanatory. A fucking machine is a machine that can penetrate (fuck) you and is driven by a motor. Most machines are designed so that you can equip them with a dildo, anal plug or even a masturbator and then use them. So you not only need the machine itself, but also a toy that you want to use with it.
The special feature of the fucking machine is its motor, because it is what sets things in motion. Normally, when you have solo sex, you use your vibrator or dildo to penetrate yourself. The movements come from your hand, so you are never completely passive. With the machine, it’s different because it takes control and you can use your hands for other things. The models that can be purchased have various settings, ranging from speed to the intensity of the thrusts. Whether you use it solo or with your partner, the fuck machine can be a lot of fun.
Buying a fuck machine: What should I consider?
If you have decided to buy a fuck machine, don’t just go for the first product you see: from small and cheap to heavy and a bit more expensive, everything is available.. You have to be prepared to invest a few euros, because a lack of quality often costs you twice as much in the end.
The most important purchase criteria are:
● Motor power: A good fucking machine has a powerful motor and thus enables you to have intense and powerful moments. Weak motors make the purchase cheaper, but the sex experience weaker. If you need it hard, you have to invest in a strong motor.
Settings: Good fucking machines can be customized to your needs. This starts with the choice of speed and ends with the availability of suitable attachments.
Techniques: Also check out what techniques your machine allows. Can you only use it with dildos or is there an option to attach a masturbator? This has the advantage that the machine can also simulate a blowjob for you.
Also pay attention to the size and weight of the toy. You probably won’t want to dismantle the fucking machine after every use. So you need a model that suits your capacities. It’s an advantage if the device can be conveniently folded up and stored in a cupboard.
Make a fucking machine yourself: How does it work?
Theoretically, you can build a fucking machine yourself, but it’s not recommended without knowledge. After all, you have to design and implement a hydraulic motor that you want to use in direct physical contact. If you buy a finished product, you can rely on the legal guarantee and know that you are using a tested sex toy.
When building it yourself, it is difficult to consider the issue of safety. Of course, we can now search for instructions on an experimental level and make your cordless screwdriver the date of your next night out. But since this is quite risky and less sexy than expected, we strongly advise against it.
On top of that, building your own professional fucking machine is usually more expensive than buying one. Just putting together all the components for the motor will cost more than investing in a professional toy right from the start.
But let’s take a look at what you would need for a homemade device:
● Suitable motor and gearbox
● Secure power supply
● High-quality nuts, screws and drill
● Steel pipe
● Suitable sex toys
Writing a complete guide for you now goes beyond the bounds of possibility. In addition, of course, a description is never as meaningful as a clear picture. That’s why we have a YouTube video for you here that shows how to build your own fucking machine. You can see from it how much work is involved and that in many cases it is not worth doing it yourself. You would also need a workshop that you could use for construction. Asking your best buddy if you can build the fucking machine in your hobby room will probably not be an option.
Five steps to your own fuck machine
We’ll leave out the complete instructions, but you should still know the basic steps for building a fucking machine.
We’ll therefore tell you which five steps are necessary to conjure up your own device:
- You buy or build the motor for your fucking machine. It has to be powerful enough to move a masturbator or dildo over the long term. Most DIY models work with a cordless screwdriver.
- You connect the motor and the holder for the sex toy to each other using a steel frame. Stability is important so that you don’t get hurt when using it.
- Next, you need to ensure the power supply via batteries or a power supply. The motor voltage must be compatible. When using batteries, the device tends to work weakly.
- The creation of a mounting depends on your used sex toys. It is important that dildo or masturbator do not lose their grip even during fast movements.
- Use a wooden plate or a wall mounting to secure the fuck machine.
If you are good with your hands and feel like experimenting, give it a try. If you are looking for a long-term, guaranteed safe and durable method, it is better to buy your fuck machine in a professional shop.
What to consider when using a fuck machine
A perfectly functioning fucking machine doesn’t need much to help you reach exciting climaxes. Before use, make sure that the sex toy is correctly assembled and that all components are firmly connected. If the fucking machine has been standing for a while and not used, let it run for a few minutes. This will show you whether everything is still working smoothly.
Once the machine is in a secure position, you’re ready to start your “night” together. Just like with classic sex with a dildo or a masturbator, you’ll need lubricant, condoms, and a quiet place. Make sure that the lubricant you choose is compatible with your toy. For example, silicone dildos don’t like lubricants that contain silicone. The best choice is a water-based lubricant, as it won’t damage the surface of your toys.
Is everything in working order? Then it’s best to put your cell phone on silent mode and lock the door behind you. The fuck machine makes a few noises, depending on the motor. The best way to keep prying neighbors from eavesdropping is to turn on some music.
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