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The question of “storing sex toys” is not as easy to answer as one might think at first glance. If your first thought is “bedside table”, then you’ve already found a practical solution. However, the demands on the storage place for sensitive toys are more or less high. They have to be ready to hand, discreetly hidden from the eyes of Grandma Inge and Uncle Hubert, and then also protected from sun, heat and moisture. If you don’t have a bedside table, you need an alternative. We have six tips for you on how to store your toys safely and hygienically.
Basic tips for storing sex toys
Before you look for the right place to store your toys, it’s important to ensure proper hygiene. Even if it’s just as cozy after sex, don’t just throw the dildo carelessly into the drawer and continue using it next time. This significantly increases the risk of infection, so thorough cleaning is mandatory.
These step-by-step instructions will help you to do this quickly:
● Wash your toys with lukewarm water and use a mild soap.
Avoid harsh cleaning agents and chemicals.
Use a toy cleaner if necessary to ensure guaranteed purity.
Before you finally put your toys away, let them dry thoroughly.
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Note: Please do not store condoms and sex toys together. The packaging of condoms can be damaged by sharp small parts. Find a dark, cool and dry place for these practical little helpers that you can always access. But now to our five tips for where to store your toys.
1. Box under the bed: a simple classic
You now know the basics, but where do you put your toys? If you don’t have much choice and there’s enough space in your bedside table drawer, this is one of the best options. You have the toys right at hand and usually no stranger will look in there. But still, use a bag or at least a piece of Zewa to protect your toys from dust.
If there is not enough space, a simple box with a lid is a good solution. You know the practical underbed boxes that you can buy from the Swedish furniture giant and actually from any better household supply store, right? They are available in different sizes and variants – perfect for your love toys.
Tip: If you don’t want to store your anal plugs with your masturbator, pack several small boxes in a large main box. These can be cardboard boxes that serve as dividers.
2. A cosmetic case as a discreet solution
A place with several compartments, in different sizes and guaranteed to be discreet? That’s clearly the cosmetic case. You can find stylish beauty cases in different sizes for around 20 euros. Perfect for larger and smaller toys that you might even want to take with you on vacation.
Our tip: Don’t store the case in the bathroom (damp room), but in the bedroom closet. There it is safe from prying eyes and moisture.
3. In a small travel bag
What’s more inconspicuous than a small black travel bag that’s sitting under the bed or on the armchair in the bedroom? No good guest would just look in here, so you can easily store your favorite toys.
Your advantage with a travel bag: You have the toys handy if you want to take them with you. In addition, depending on your selection, you have the option of expanding the space. If you store a lot of fetish stuff, you can also use a real suitcase instead of a travel bag.
But make sure the compartments are well-designed, because nipple clamps, chains and other toys are delicate and should not be stored in the suitcase or travel bag with your dildo army.
Important: Keep your poppers, lubricants and other liquids separate from your toys. Otherwise, if you move the travel bag a little too vigorously, something could quickly break.
4. In a drawstring cloth bag
Do you remember gym bags with drawstrings that offered enough space for sports shoes and the matching outfit? In a way, your toys are also accessories for “gymnastics”, just for adults. It doesn’t have to be a gym bag, but a drawstring cloth bag is perfect if you don’t have that many toys.
These bags are also available in different sizes, so you have a free choice. We recommend that you don’t store too many sex toys together. If you share a cupboard with your lover, each of you should get a separate bag. Infectious diseases can also be transmitted via sex toys, and that’s not necessary.
5. In the drawer of the bedroom chest of drawers
You don’t have a bedside table, but you have a chest of drawers in the bedroom? Then simply clear a drawer in it for your toy selection. If you have more space than stuff, drawer organizers are practical helpers.
You can buy them in different sizes and store your toys separately in them. If you now place some baking paper or parchment paper between the individual toys, you can store them safely and securely.
6. Discreetly stowed in your toiletry bag
Do you have a small but select collection? Then a toiletry bag, which you can buy for just a few euros at the drugstore, is enough for storage. Make sure that your bag has a zipper, because that’s how you close the bag from prying eyes.
Again, it’s best not to keep your toiletry bag in the bathroom, as it often gets warm and humid here. If liquid constantly gets to your toys, there is a risk of mold. It is better to find a place for your bag in the nightstand or in the bedroom closet. This way, you’ll have your toys ready to go much faster when you have a spontaneous encounter with yourself or your lover.
Tip: The toiletry bag is also perfect if you want to take your toys with you on vacation. But remember that the scanner at the airport will know exactly what you are transporting. There’s nothing you can do about that, but it’s not a problem either.
Conclusion: Storing Sex toys
Lined up on a shelf, your sex toys will tell each of your guests that you’ve got it (and also under) it. However, this form of storing sex toys is not a good idea for your toys, especially when the sun comes through the window. A well-sealed, dry and dark place is perfect; this is easy on silicone and plastic.
Tip: If you fancy a real dildo gallery on the shelf, choose models made of glass or metal. They are durable and do not react to sun or dust.
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