You were actually aiming for his face and wanted to give him a hot cumshot. In life, many a shot goes wrong and the sperm ends up on the mattress, the sofa or even on your clothes. The latter is no drama, a wash cycle at 40 or 60 °C is enough for removing even cum stains. As neither the mattress nor the sofa fit in the machine, you’ll have to do things differently. We’ll tell you how to effectively remove last night’s stains.
Cum stains are stubborn and there’s a reason for that
You know how it is – spilt milk or even a spoonful of yoghurt can be easily removed. However, if your lover has wanked on your sofa, you scrub yourself like a wolf and the stains are still visible. The reason for this is that semen contains numerous enzymes, but also proteins and substances that become embedded in the fabric of the sofa.
How stubbornly the residue remains depends of course on your sofa. If you have a leather sofa, it should work according to the ‘wipe & remove’ principle. Fine fabric absorbs sperm more strongly, and the acids it contains quickly become a problem.
Important to know: The longer you leave the ‘stain’ on your sofa as a trophy, the harder it is to remove. So it’s better to tackle it straight away so you don’t leave so many marks.
What you can do immediately if your sperm has gone astray
Damn – full shot on the sofa. And now what? Firstly, grab the nearest handkerchief or a piece of tissue and remove the liquid from the sofa.
It is important that you only dab the stain and do not rub it, otherwise you will press the residue even further into the fabric. When the residue has dried, you will probably still see an edge, and this should also be removed. There are special enzyme cleaners in the drugstore, but sometimes home remedies also work, and we will introduce you to these.
Use water and vinegar as a combination:
Mix 1/3 vinegar with 2/3 water in a cleaning bucket or bowl and stir the mixture vigorously. Dab everything onto the stain with a microfibre cloth, leave the mixture to soak in for a few minutes and then ‘rinse’ with fresh water (microfibre cloth).
Use baking soda & water as a paste:
Pour 100ml of water into a glass and add baking soda until a solid paste is formed. Dab this onto the stain and rub it gently into the fabric. Wait until the baking soda has dried completely and then brush it off.
A little tip: This works best with a soft toothbrush. It does not damage the fabric and is easy to guide when brushing.
Lemon juice dissolves dried-on sperm stains
Sometimes you only notice the mishap when it’s too late. You were wearing a condom and only realised later that it had spilt when you ‘pulled it off’. Citric acid helps you to remove even stains that have dried. However, try it out on an inconspicuous area of your sofa first so that the fabric is not visually damaged.
Apply undiluted lemon juice (either from a bottle or squeezed) to the affected area and leave it to work for 20 minutes. Then take a cloth with cold water and wipe over it. Now press a paper towel or an absorbent cloth onto the stain until no residue is visible.
Important to know: It is better not to use citric acid on a white sofa, as yellow residues are possible.
Detergent as a practical stain remover
It’s easy to remove cum stains from bedsheets and clothing after a hot night. The dissolving power of detergent ensures that the stains disappear by themselves. Use this effect on your mattress or couch too. Mix a capful of liquid detergent with a little water and then spread it over the stain.
Rub the mixture in thoroughly and leave it to work. Then rinse with a little clear water. Dab the stain dry with kitchen roll and hold a hairdryer to it if necessary. This will dry the bed again more quickly, and you can carry on shagging.
Prevent sperm stains with the right bedsheet
It’s not just sperm stains that are a problem, but also leftover lube and other bed utensils. To prevent a later mishap, simply use a vinyl bedsheet to protect your mattress. It doesn’t matter if you squirt on it or get splashed by your lover. All you need is a piece of kitchen paper to prevent any mess.
If you’re sleeping on the sofa, a sheet is also suitable if you lay it over it. This will keep the upholstery clean, and you won’t have to constantly worry about semen and the like.
Removing cum stains from the carpet
A hot fuck while standing up is fun, but puts the carpet in danger. If the cum gets into the pile, you’ll need a fabric cleaning spray to clean it up. This is the easiest way for removing cum stains reliably. You can also use the tips mentioned for upholstered furniture on the carpet, but you should also test the effect on an invisible area. There is a risk that the colour will change, and a visible stain will remain.
Tip: There is a ‘stain remover’ for blood and protein stains on the market. It reliably removes yoghurt, milk and ice cream as well as sperm stains.
Conclusion: Semen stains are not a disaster for eternity
Your lover would have liked to swallow your sperm, but you shot right past his face. Console him by giving him a blowjob or an intensive massage. However, this won’t get you very far on your carpet or mattress. The good news is that you can easily remove the stains. Home remedies usually help and if nothing else works, simply get a stain remover and get rid of all the problems in no time at all.
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