What could be hornier than a really wet fuck? Sex in the shower can be enjoyed to your heart’s content, provided you go about it the right way. Yes – some of you are probably thinking back to experiences that were anything but hot. It always looks so hot in porn and when the two of you are standing in a tight cabin, everything is different. Give the steamy pleasure another chance. We’ll give you the best tips on how to make the next round smoother than the last bad experience.
Please don’t scrub in the dirty bathroom – shower is mandatory
You’ve finally got your next date with the hot guy from the club, and you’re determined to get it on in the shower. To make sure this doesn’t remain a wet dream, tidying up the bathroom is a must. Nothing turns you off more than hair in the drain and dirt in the shower tray. Grab the bathroom cleaner and give it a good clean. Scrub the bath, the shower wall and remove all the dirt. When everything is sparkling and shiny, you’ll both feel more comfortable, and it will be more hygienic.
Did you know: When it comes to sex in the shower, cleanliness is not just a visual issue. If it’s too dirty, germs and other pathogens are waiting for you. When everything is hygienically clean, your lover will be more than willing to kneel down in front of you and let you have your way with them.
If the shower is too small, you’re too big
Does your flat only have a tiny shower, and you can barely turn round in it? Well, my dear, then you’re probably just a size too big! But you still don’t have to miss out on hot fucking fun. In porn, showers are at ground level, huge and sometimes even illuminated. You don’t need luxury in the bathroom to create a hot ambience. A small shower like this also has its advantages. You might not be able to kneel down, but you can simply press your boy against the wall and then do him from behind.
It just doesn’t fit? Then use the shower for some wild foreplay and then move back to the bathroom carpet. Here, he can kneel down and you can fuck him from behind.
Danger of slipping – please do not fall
Where water and lubricant come together, it quickly becomes slippery. The early shagging is quickly over when one of you suddenly becomes a stuntman and sails out of the shower. There is always a risk of slipping, whether in the swimming pool, in the team shower, in the gym or in your home. So always pay attention to your movements. Daredevil moves and jerky movements are taboo, otherwise it will hurt.
Small and inexpensive aids can help you to ensure greater safety. Get a shower mat for the bath or shower tray. Attached with nubs, it ensures that you have a firm footing. If you want to make it even more comfortable, buy a shower stool from a plumbing retailer. Sounds like granddad’s bathroom? Maybe, but if it’s practical and helps you to have a hot fuck, there’s nothing to be said against it.
Fucking in the shower also works with toys
No matter how you twist and turn, it just doesn’t fit. You’re too big or too small, he can’t bend over, and your cock just doesn’t hit his arsehole. So you don’t have to miss out on fucking in the shower. Simply incorporate toys into your lovemaking. Most dildos are waterproof and perfect for giving each other pleasure in the shower.
By the way: This even works in solo mode if you own a suction cup dildo. It has a firm hold on the tiled wall or shower wall and all you have to do is press your arse against it.
Don’t use soap – your arse will burn unpleasantly
Water is wet, but it doesn’t make you wet. Have you ever tried jerking off in the shower without any lube? How many minutes did it take for your cock to burn and your lust to fade? A shower session needs lube, not soap. But there’s no point in using water-based lube, because it’s gone in no time at all. Use a silicone-based lubricant to keep things permanently slippery. This will reliably hold even when water comes in from above and ensure that you penetrate his arse smoothly.
Please don’t even get the abstract idea of trying shower gel or soap. This can be useful when you’re wanking, but it’ll sting his arse unpleasantly and nastily when you’re fucking him. Don’t use baby oil, either, no matter how smooth it feels. It will damage your skin and is no substitute for a good lubricant.
Learn to deal with mishaps and learn to laugh about them
Frustration is standard when it comes to sex in the shower, mostly because you go into it with high expectations. It looks so cool in the film when the beefy guy nails the horny boy in the shower and neither of them ever slips. Do you have any idea how long the actors had to practise for these scenes? Exactly!
It takes time to get the hang of it and become the super lover of all showers. Depending on the conditions in your bathroom, you can also blame the shower itself. Of course, it works better in a wide bath, because here he can bend over, sit on the side, and you can do it for him.
Instead of getting angry about your mishaps, it’s better to laugh about them. A shared laughing fit may give you a short-term sex break, but it will bring you closer together on another level. If it just doesn’t work out, get your things together and do as usual in the bathroom. If you finally want to take a shower, book a room in a chic hotel where you can use a walk-in shower with all the amenities.
Accept if you don’t like sex in the shower
You just can’t get your money’s worth, and the bathroom is not one of your favourite fuck locations? Sometimes that’s just the way it is. No matter how hard you try, if you’re not the shower type, you won’t enjoy it even on the tenth try. If your lover is totally into it, look for a compromise. How about a blowjob or some fiddly foreplay in the shower, and then move somewhere else for the finale?
You can also make your bathroom more fuckable outside the shower. A thick, fluffy carpet is the best invitation for a hot fuck that at least takes place near your shower.
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