It feels warm, moist and intense when your lover spreads his load of cum all over your face. Are you currently solo, or is your boy not into cum on your face? No need to give it up, because you can easily give yourself a self facial. Admittedly, a bit of training is necessary and not every position is suitable – but after the third time, your sperm will certainly not end up on the wall.
The best position to wank in your own face
Have you ever wanked off your palm while lying on your back and cum all over your chest? Well, then you’ve already seen how much pressure is behind your cream dispenser. Just adjust your position a little, and you can look forward to a self facial cum shower.
The best position is actually lying on your back, but not in the classic way. If you stretch out flat, your cum will land on your stomach at most, and with a bit of luck on your chest. To cover the distance to the face, we have to play a little trick. And here’s how:
- Highlight your lying area with a sex pillow or simply several blankets.
- Lay with your lower back on the blanket/cushion so that your arse is raised.
- Place your head on several pillows so that the distance between your cock and your lips is shortened.
An alternative position to the supine position is the foetal position on your side. Simply roll in sideways and bring your face closer to your best part. You can also try out whether you can theoretically reach your glans with the tip of your tongue. Don’t worry, if that doesn’t work, you’re in good company. Only the most flexible guys actually get off this way.
Tip: Experienced men use doggy style to catapult their own cream onto their face. But this only works if you are a bit flexible. Kneel on the bed in a quadruped position and lower your head under your chest as far as you can. Now reach under your stomach and jerk yourself off. Keep your penis pointing forwards. The advantage of this position is that you can’t jerk off so quickly. In the worst case scenario, everything ends up on the bed or on your chest.
Why you should definitely splash yourself in the face
So far, this all sounds more like acrobatics than sexual pleasure. So why should you go to all this trouble when you can just squirt your sperm into a condom? Quite simply, a self facial is awesome, and they give you the opportunity to get close to yourself.
Inhibitions about your own body? This is a problem that many men have. Somehow everything that comes out wet is pretty “Ihhh” and the handkerchief quickly removes the traces. Stop it, everything that belongs to you and your body is actually quite hot. Who says you can only enjoy self facial when you’re in a relationship? Squirting yourself in the face is your first step towards more self-love and (sorry) pretty hot fucking experiences during solo sex.
Health booster through sperm – your skin benefits from this
The previous reasons for showering yourself with sperm are not enough for you? Then hold on tight, the booster is even healthier. Semen is considered a true cosmetic miracle, which is probably due to the spermidine it contains. It is said to not only make the skin firmer, but also reduce pimples and impurities. Of course, we don’t know whether you can ditch your bathroom cosmetics and opt for “made by your Dick” instead, but there’s no harm in trying it out.
What can go wrong with a self facial
Mishaps with the self facial? The rate is pretty low. The worst-case scenario is when you squirt your cum on the wall behind you instead of on your face. A problem that can be solved in no time with a little water. Accuracy increases over time. It’s clear that you won’t be able to control your cock during your climax. You want to close your eyes, enjoy the twitching and simply indulge yourself.
When the load has landed on the wall, just laugh about it. Try again next time. If it still goes wrong, raise your cushion under the back again and change the position.
Tip for beginners: It just doesn’t work, you can’t get a hit? If you still want to simply feel your sperm on your lips or face, use aids. How about a masturbator that you fill with your pleasure juice? Then you can empty the contents directly over your face. Admittedly, it’s not the direct route, but it is a small (legitimate) diversions. This way, you can dose according to your own wishes and try out whether you like playing with your cream at all.
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