Measure your penis: There’s no question that many a gay man will look at the length of your cock in your Grindr profile. But how do you measure your penis correctly? Just hold a folding rule to it or are there special features? We’ll tell you how to easily determine your cock size, no matter what you want to know it for. And size doesn’t just play a role when comparing cocks, but also when buying condoms or other sex aids such as cock rings.
Length or girth: which number counts when measuring tails?
20 centimetres? Impressive, but what does that say about you? Not much, especially when it comes to buying rubbers or cock rings. Have you ever noticed that you never unroll the condom completely to the bitter end? There would still be a few millimetres of space, and then the thing is also stretchable. The circumference, for example, is used as a measurement for buying a condom, the length doesn’t matter at all.
So if you have a long, thin penis, you are not well advised to use an XL condom. Although the length of the condom will protect your big guy, the reduced thickness of the condom will cause it to flail. Therefore, here are a few small instructions on how to measure your best friend and which measurement is suitable for which purpose.
Determine the penis length – is that really 20 cm?
It seems so big, so deep, but is it really a giant? When we are smitten or horny for each other, the size of the dick simply doesn’t matter. If he doesn’t fuck you deep enough, there are plenty of awesome toys that you can integrate into bed. Still, it’s sometimes interesting to know how long your penis actually is. And most men get this measurement wrong!
So now we’re going to guide you step by step so that you don’t have to estimate your length any more:
Take the ruler:
- Read the value: Now you only need to look at the ruler and place it up to the tip of your penis. Read off the number and immediately change your Grindr profile, because your estimates were anything but correct!
- Interesting to know: Theoretically, you can of course also measure your dick in a flaccid state. However, this does not make sense! If you have a meat penis, you will be satisfied with the result. However, if you are the proud owner of a blood penis, it can be well into the single digits when flaccid. No need to worry, the blood vessels expand especially strongly when you’re horny and your cock becomes plump and thick!
Safer sex for gays – measuring the girth for the right condom choice
When it comes to choosing the right size of condom, you don’t measure the length, but the circumference. For this, you either use a classic tape measure or a piece of non-elastic string and a ruler. Of course, you measure in the stiff state again, because that is important for the condom size.
- With the string: If you use a string, put it around the shaft at the thickest point and mark the point where it crosses with your finger. Now take the string, lay it along the ruler and pull it taut. Now you can read off the value.
- With the tape measure: The thread technique is more accurate, as the tape measure can be difficult to read. If you don’t have any thread at hand, place the tape around the thickest part of your penis and read off the value.
- Calculate condom size: Now you have the circumference and need to calculate the diameter. Divide the measurement result by two, calculating in millimetres. You have measured a circumference of 120 mm? Divided by two, the condom size is 60!
Why so bent? Measure the size of the penis if it is not completely straight!
We live by the motto: Every penis is beautiful and unique! Some are dead straight, others have a little kink in their appearance. No problem, you can also measure the crooked penis next door with the above techniques. If you place your best piece close to the ruler, you can compensate for the kink and get quite accurate measurement results.
But please remember:If the kink is new or painful, the measurement plays a minor role. In this case, please see your doctor, because there are diseases that lead to a crooked penis.
Stuff for your best bit – this is how you measure your cock for the cock ring
You want to give your lover a run for his money and get your cock in shape with a ring. The right measurements are crucial! Foremost, you decide on the type of ring you want. If it is only to be pulled over the base of the penis, measure the circumference in the same way as for a condom. The situation is different if you want to wear the penis ring around the balls as well.
In this case, make sure you get a hard-on and then put a tape around your testicles up to your shaft. Now just look down and take a reading. Here is a small example of a standard size:
- A penis ring with a diameter of 3 cm fits a penis circumference of 9.4 cm
- A 4 cm diameter penis ring fits a penis circumference of 12.5 cm
- A penis ring with 5 cm diameter fits a penis circumference of 15.7 cm
Tip: Always get two penis rings in two different sizes. If you accidentally don’t measure at the thickest point, the smaller size can be a problem. Penis rings are already available at reasonable prices, so it’s better to buy one more than one too few.
The penis length is not decisive, but important!
In bed with your lover, length is not important. You have to put lead in your pencil to bring him to ecstasy. But length and diameter are important to make sure things go smoothly in bed. Suitable condoms and aids such as cock rings make your act a special adventure. Therefore, measure the size of your penis and always choose the right accessory!
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