Gold Medal

Gold Medal: For first-class fucks

Unfortunately, sex is not yet an Olympic discipline. Otherwise you would be the clear favourite for first place. But because we know what a hammer grenade you are in bed, we have a very special award for you.

We hereby officially and ceremoniously present you with the gold medal among poppers: a bottle of Gold Medal Poppers. Congratulations, you more than deserve it!

Don't worry: even though UK poppers enhance your performance, they are not doping or drugs. Nevertheless, even a sex bomb like you can reach new heights with it when you get completely out of breath during sweaty action.

The hard stuff has to go in the round

Hole-in-one? Two-in-hole! As a passive, your hole will be so relaxed that you can easily take on a whole team on your own (we know you've always dreamt of that). The propyl nitrite formula will help you get fucked uninhibitedly and willingly.

But even if you'd rather be holed up, you'll be breaking your filthiest records with your racket and letting yourself warble on your whistle until you blow. 

The 10ml bottle is perfect to stash in even the skimpiest sports outfit or your socks. With this aroma, you'll always make it across the finish line in bed, but whether you're always the first to do so is for you to decide.

Sniffer Facts
✔ for record-breaking fuckers
✔ Propyl nitrite formula
✔ practical size (10 ml)


Please take notice of our tips for the use of Poppers.